I'm Christina. I'm fifteen. I am girl. I live in America. I am freshmen. I blog about my fandoms and funny stuff and whatever i want. uh, im filipina and swedish. i used to move around a lot so i lived in japan a couple times (pretty interesting amirite?). Send me asks bc those make me happy. send me punks, and ask me about my life, and tell me I'm pretty. oh wow, i actually meant to type "puns" up there but it says "punks" but i wont change it cos i want u to send me those too. my face tag is "not butts" cos theres no butts in there, just my face which is not butt-like (i think) so like my face pictures bc that makes me happy too.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
(Source: pessi-misticc)
let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly
I was watching my korean dramas in my basement in the rattiest pj’s u cud imagine rolling around in my comforter, then my brother walks in with like 20 other of his friends for their lil after-prom party, so he just kinda shoves me out and like, throws my milk cup at me so i had to waddle past a bunch of well-dressed and well-groomed seniors and juniors in my ratty-ass pj’s, covered in milk, dragging a comforter and trying not to step on their long dresses. I hate my brother sometimes.
When a stretch team shows up on your driveway at 6 in the morning, it’s probably a good sign that you should move.
HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS. LET’S STRETCH BITCHES!
(Source: osgiliaths)
without nipples boobs would just be buttcheeks that dont poop
This was a life changing revelation for me.
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
This video changed my life
Disney makes me laugh whenever they make something about Gaston
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
(Source: yugoslavic)
when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life
(Source: tardisexuality)
Korra the Ninja :V
her dream is to become the Hokage
So season 9 can we please have an episode where Dean turns on the radio in the impala and “Heat of the Moment” starts playing and Sam just slams it off with a disgusted bitchface
And then the music snaps back on and Gabriel is sitting in the back seat with a shit eating grin on his face.
